Corinne has America by the Balls…Trust me I’d know!

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Soooo all you girls are wondering is Corinne actually batshit crazy in real life?

Well I had a little fling with Corinne two years ago and let me be the first to say she’s got you all eating out of the palms of her hands…

You think Corinne doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing?! HA! She’s been playing this game her whole life, now she’s just doing it on national TV.

The very first time I met her she was very forward, but she didn’t come on to me as strong as you see on TV with Nick. Regardless, when you’re a guy and a chick THAT HOT is into you, it’s a HUGE turn on, I promise.

Trust me, she has wayyy more depth then they’ll ever show you on TV. What else explains how we would speak on the phone for hours about global warming, women’s rights, and the current state of foreign affairs! (Ok not really, but we would speak for hours about god knows what!)

She may not be the smartest girl in the world but she plays to her strengths of being flirty, energetic, sexyyy, and a ton of fun.

If you think this show is about true love you’ve been living in the GUTTER….The Bachelor in 2017 is just an all-girl-spinoff of SURVIVOR!

The further you survive…. the more Internet Famous you get!

Corinne started with 3,000 Instagram followers before the show, by the time I publish this article she’ll have over 100,000!

Whose WINNINGGGG now?!!  CORINNE THATS WHO!

Worse case scenario she could be a Fit Tea model for life, she’s set!

Like it or not everything that comes out of her mouth is ridiculous…..ABC knows they have a goldmine on their hands.

She’s INSTA CONTENT…………. More Corinne= MORE RATINGS!

We all know she’s not winning, Corinne is 24 and still has a nanny pouring her cheerios for her, I don’t think she’s ready for preschool let alone marriage!

But 3 episodes in she’s already cemented her elite status in bachelor lore forever because she pulled off a move that nobody has ever done in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE SHOW

She skipped the rose ceremony!!!

Corinne is now a BACHELOR LEGEND!!!

She proclaimed at one point…. “I made Corinne great again”

I’ll do her one better… she made The Bachelor GREAT AGAIN!

This is reality TV at its finest!

I got bad news for all you haters out there…. she makes it much further then any of you expect.  So hop on board or keep chirping away with the other twitter trolls because for the next 2 months every monday night, she’s coming at you!

It’s Corinne’s world….. we’re all just living in it!

Or as all the cool kids are saying these days……

Corrine it to win it baby!

Gone Speed,
Keith

Insta/Snap: @RealKeithBerman

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