Um soo apparently California has a crazy unemployment law where if you’ve been working for a month or made like 1500 bucks at a job you can collect Unemployment if you’ve been fired?!!
Sooo your saying there’s a chance I can start to get paid for doing nothing?!!!
THAT’S THE DREAM!
I need those damn Unemployment checks and I needed them yesterday!
Somebody get me on the phone with the Unemployment agency I’m coming to collect!
It’s only appropriate since Cuba Gooding Jr might as well have got me fired….
FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT, SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYY!!!!